August 17, 2010
Keeping Up With The Kardashians - The Complete Third Season
Aron Gold, Esq. READ TIME: 1 MIN.
Kris, Khloe, Kiki, Kim, Karnisha, Kawanda, Kourtney, KBruce and KJoey and whomever else's names being with a K are back in the ridiculously dumb Keeping up with the Kardashians.
You'd think if they saw themselves on TV, they'd grow up a bit from the past two seasons. Alas, not so much, as the dumb bitches of the Kardashian Klan refuse to grow up. It looks like Bruce learned his lesson from last season, and cleaned up his act a bit, making him slightly redeemable. You could almost tell he loathes when the cameras are around.
The girls, on the other hand, are off the wall painful to watch. Honestly... are they ever, ever going to grow up? Not with that dumb mother, Kris, hanging around. She's the most utterly painful to watch, and her actions as both mother and manager make one cringe. She needs a hearty dose of therapy.
The only special features include some deleted scenes and episode commentaries, but honestly... leave this in the bargain bin where it belongs. Or rather, the TRASH BIN.
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